

My dad and I have a few things in common. For one, we like to shop. I've been kicking myself all morning for spending yet another $25 on flowers for my yard, when I opened my e-mail and received this picture of my dad's new tie racks that he got for father's day. I can now see that my problem is genetic. I needed those flowers like my dad needs another tie.
Having a dad that likes to shop definitely has it's advantages. When our family used to go school shopping for our summer vacation (when you live on a farm your vacations can only be a day long), I learned quickly that it was far more advantageous to take Dad to my size clothing section, than Mom :o).
One time, when I was in 7th grade, I walked into Vanity and saw the most beautiful dress I'd ever seen. It was perfect in every way and I don't think I'd ever wanted anything so badly. I was SO disappointed when I saw the price tag and it said $70. I knew that there was absolutely no way I'd ever have that dress. I didn't even have to ask my mom, because I already knew the answer.
When I got home, I told my dad about the perfect dress, and subjected myself to lecture #348 about how money doesn't grow on trees, and how I should help around the house and yard more, or save my babysitting money, and......(I tuned out at this point).
Anyway, to make a long story short, I got home from school the next day and there, hanging in my bedroom, was my dress. Dad went to the mall, and bought the right dress in my size, just by my description of it. Would your dad do that?? I don't think so. That's why mine is the best.
Then, there was the time in 3rd grade, when I was about to cover my valentine shoe box with aluminum foil and heart stickers like every other deprived kid out there, when my dad showed up and saved the day. He found a bigger box, some white wrapping paper (who else would have plain white wrapping paper laying around?), some white fabric with little pink hearts, lace, batting, and a hot glue gun. I watched with wide eyes, as my dad cut out a large heart from a piece of cardboard, then cut another heart out of the middle, and then proceeded to upholster that heart with batting, fabric, and a lace edge. Next, he attached it to the big box (which was PERFECTLY wrapped in shiny white paper) and sent me off to school in style. Would your dad do that?? I don't think so. That's why mine is the best.
Oh, and I can't forget about my prom dress. (Who could? I looked like a giant butterfly). I picked that horrible pattern, and my Dad sewed beads in a swirly design over the entire bodice. As much as I cringe at the thought of those puffy sleeves....I will always remember Dad sewing those beads. He did the same for my wedding dress. Would your dad do that?? I think not. That's why my dad's the best.
Then, there was the summer before college. Every night I stayed up late with dad, long after Mom had gone to bed, and watched M*A*S*H while we discussed important things like which silverware was my favorite in the Betty Crocker catalog (for my future wedding, of course) and what kind of China pattern I liked best. Would your dad do that?? I can pretty much guarantee not. That's why mine is the best.
When Todd met my dad for the first time, he was overwhelmed by how involved Dad was in our lives, and by the fact that he cared about the pillowcase I was busy embroidering for my college stitchery class. By this time I think Todd was pondering marriage related thoughts, but he truly doubted his ability to live up to this man who had an opinion about what color the center of my lazy daisy should be. And yet, he married me anyway, and has even learned what a bedskirt is for. Thank heaven's for my dad's example of a man who cares about decorating!! Does your dad do that? Probably not. That's why mine's the best.
Some valuable lessons I've learned from Dad:
-If you play the piano, recite a poem, or sing in public you'll get a quarter.
-If you're going on a six hour car ride...go to the bathroom before you leave home and don't drink any water.
-If you move sprinkler pipe in a wheat field in the middle of a lightning storm....run fast.
-Don't just sit there...get him a screwdriver.
-a bunch of jokes that I can't tell in public.
-Red and pink stink...and blue and green should never be seen.
-how to cook a turkey.
-You can never have too many flowers...or ties...or suits.
-put your saf-instant yeast in with the DRY ingredients.
-the chandelier in the celestial room at the Logan temple has 368 crystals. (actually, I don't remember the number...but I bet he does).
-when using spray paint, paint in short spurts...otherwise you'll run out of propellant before the paint's all gone.
-Don't cut a small leaf out of the
center of the paper.
-Save your scabs for Sunday.
-It's better to grow zinnia's from seed than to transplant them.
-Be wary of too many poppyseed muffins.
-Cute is the white part of chicken manure.
-I'm actually thankful for those piano lessons.
-never buy cheap carpet, or flat paint.
-The DI is a wonderful place where you can find just about anything.
-YES, I
can do that for you...
-A wonderful bird is a pelican...
-how to make browned butter icing.
-If you store something long enough, you're sure to need it again.
-With enough practice, you can get a score of over 8000 in solitaire.
-When people break out into song and dance in the middle of a musical--that's normal.
-to be careful when cutting the "corners" of my kid's heads during a haircut.
-And the most important, and this one he taught be example...Always go the extra mile.
Love you, dad! Happy father's day
**there are 84 ties in Dad's closet...well, 83 now, since Ben walked in and realized that one of them was his.