I'm a hippo-gir-ele-bat-onocerous

I was asked by the parent council if I would read a story to Brayden's class in full costume. I begged and pleaded Todd to dress up in his bus driver uniform and read "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus", but he refused. So, I dressed up as a hippo-gir-ele-bat-onocerous and read "The Hippo-Not-Omous." Afterwards, I got to go next door and read it to Caleb's class as well.