Take a small nail, and poke holes about 1/4" apart all over the ball. (hint: try not to let your 4 yr. old watch you poke smokey's eyes out with a nail).
Cut up your "fluff" into 1 1/2"-2" sections with a stem part at the bottom. Go downstairs and look for your glue gun. Go out to the shed to look for your glue gun. Notice the tub sealer that is always so conveniently in it's place and briefly consider using it. Settle for tacky glue. It will take longer to dry, but will be faster than finding one of your glue guns.
Dip each stem into tacky glue, and then stick it into the holes in your styrofoam ball one at a time until it's full. Go outside to your favorite tree and find a nice straight branch and stick it in the antenna hole.
Get your stud-finder, and find yourself a stud who would be willing to cut some wood in a circle and drill a hole in it (the size of your branch).
If you're nice to him, he may even take a picture of it for future blog fodder. Glue your "stand" into whatever pot you might have laying around your house, and paint it the color of your choice (or the color of your 70's countertops).






3 comments:
Hilarious!!! And the topiary is so cute. Will you copy and paste this into apron girls? It made me laugh out loud!
BAHAHAHA! love your studs!
and i'm totally going to make this!!!!! come over and lets make a bazillion so we can have a forest of topiarys would that be fun?
Cute! LOL about Smokey's eyes being poked with nails, and painting the color of your 70's countertops. Can't wait to see the organizational wall.
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